Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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