Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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