I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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