I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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