We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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