I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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