Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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