R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
then he tried to convert me to islam
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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