Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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