do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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