I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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