This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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