he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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