I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
