your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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