I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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