when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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