Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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