areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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