Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Randomize