Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
