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I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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