Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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