Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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