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forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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