So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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