Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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