he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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