she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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