oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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