Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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