i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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