Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Hippo gnu deer
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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