i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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