All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
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Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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