so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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