I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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