I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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