but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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