38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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