Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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