I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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