ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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