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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room

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  haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.

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  Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.

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• (562): View more from California

  Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  What the hell happened to my hand?

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  Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.

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• (714): View more from California

  i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE

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• (650): View more from California

  His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms

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