Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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