Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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