At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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