She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I would fuck him just for his dog
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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