You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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