He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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