Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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