My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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