Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If I die, sorry about rent.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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