Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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