is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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